hello hello :D this site sucks be aware

this is a HUGE HUGE WIP. (and probably will be for the rest of time)

site checklist

- an actual good looking site (impossible)
- an about me section. wowie i actually have that now!
- a little page for all my goofy socials! also done!!
- a link 2 bully me for my atrocious music taste
- my big FAT nuts. huge. enormous
- add some cool site decorations. i need to find out how to do that real bad

i know i should be putting this in my dni but im going to put it here because people cant read:
proshippers and zoophiles please dni. for the love of god.
i really did not think i would have to actually put this here but people have happily interacted with me despite being absolutely abhorrent freaks so please get out and away! thank you.

my name is craig tucker. last week was my birthday. my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. i was sooooooo happy. but then 4 kids from my school came to my house and said i should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. they promised i would double my money in one afternoon. but the government arrested us, along with all the other peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in miami. we begged to go home but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru. and so that is why im now in peru. if i die let it be known it is because 4 guys i dont even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.